February 2012
39 posts
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
WHAT I THOUGHT WAS BED CREAKING WAS TOTALLY NOT JUST BED CREAKING
I CAN HEAR HUMAN FLESH SLAPPING NOW
HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO VOMIT
Things I am thankful for
I get my sister’s charming-ass Buick century in a few days.
She and her fiancé aren’t adventurous enough to have done anything sexual in it.
Holla
I, on the other hand, am going to put those bench seats to use.
I’m a respectable hospice volunteer and straight A nursing student!
lol
I love you, tumblr friends.
I like the ‘finish him idea XD
Glad I could make you laugh, B lolol
No Shari. This is yucky.
They are a room away and think they are being quiet and sneaky. But no. I hear nothing but bed shaking. I can’t wait until I get a girlfriend. I am going to make sweet sexy love to her on the wall I share with them. THEN WILL YOU LEARN?!
seriously?
I can’t sleep because the only thing my mind can focus on is the sounds of MY SISTER AND HER FIANCÈ FUCKING. SERIOUSLY?! THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE, YOU ARE GROSS.
I asked a group what “arabesque” meant.
A pretty, yet somewhat plain girl demonstrated.
She had poise. And a nice body.
And discovered that either Debussy appreciated ballet, or had a thing for Islamic art.
Anyway….
spirituality
I’m becoming more spiritual, without being religious.
How do I work?
3 tags
huh...insight
The more chances I get for random sex, the more I realize that I don’t want it.
Simultaneously, I can’t find anyone worth being in a relationship with.
Annoyingly, I don’t have a diminished sex drive. What is a poor boy to do?
Fool around sans intercourse, that’s what.
I am my bones
I am my skin
I am my heart
I am my liver
I am my nerves
And their effectors
I am sympathetic
I am parasympathetic
I am whole
I am pieces
I am chemistry and physics
I am complex
I am simple
I am shaped
I am the body
And the brain
I am one in the same
micturition syncope
how inconvenient is that?
Get an internal medicine textbook
And begin to fear all common human ailments.
OF COURSE HERPES LABIALIS IS TRANSMISSIBLE TO EVERY DAMN PART OF YOUR BODY.
Can it kill you?
OF COURSE IT CAN FUCKING KILL YOU.
Primary HSV infection can result in viral encephalitis in young adults. WOULD YOU HAVE EVEN GUESSED IT COULDN’T?!
Clinical Pearls:
Fear everything
Even the small things can kill you
None of us are safe...
I WANT
to date an artist. Any kind, doesn’t matter.
I just want someone who appreciates how important art is. Someone who can create beauty.
Because I cant, and that would just compliment me so nicely.
Lol
sexy lady musicians...
If you are a pretty girl with dreads
message me, so that I may properly love you.
My only regret
Is that I will never have dreadlocks.
call me weird as all get out...
But I find dreadlocks attractive on some girls.
oh my
I don’t care how attracted to you I am physically, being a catty bitch to someone I care about isn’t the most effective way to get my attention.
Well, technically it is a pretty efficient way.
But now I don’t like you.
wtf
Wtfwtfwtf why did I do that?
Medicine Takes Patients: Another Date With Death →
futureerdoc:
Today I thanked a dead man for dying. He had suffered a catastrophic stroke, and he was young – that is to say, he was young by medical standards. When you think of a typical stroke victim, the image of a 55-year old does not immediately come to mind. His wife did not want to accept the…
nurse nerd
My new favorite game is EKG interpretation. Nothing feels cooler than nailing Wenckebach heart block, or the independant marching rhythm of third degree heart block.
We had reproduction today and it was fairly...
Prof: Men make over 7000 sperm a second. In fact, whilst this slide has been visible, over 15 million sperm have been produced by the audience
Girls in the lecture theatre: o.O *feels severely outnumbered*
Prof: Of course, hardly any of these sperm ever get withthin sniffing distance of an ovum. Most will probably end up in a kleenex
Girls in the lecture theatre: Ugh! *insert general noises of disgust*
January 2012
63 posts
ICU
If I stay a nurse.
May even consider critical/intensive care if I become a doctor…its very interesting, and it seems to use a lot of chemistry and cool therapies.
volunteer
I might get to volunteer at a hospice :o
palliative medicine is something I’m very interested in, so I can’t wait :D
pet peeve
People who do things that make you physically uncomfortable and find it ‘cute or ‘funny.’
The other day, my friend C threw water in my face, AFTER I had already woken up. Fucking annoying as shit, and not cute.
Then a bit ago she threw a ketchup packet at my open eye. A pretty uncomfortable, if not painful experience.
I’m not going to get into a huge argument with a...
After Saturday night...
I won’t lie to you tumblr…
I’ve been REALLY fucking horny.
NP and the problems with that...
So, I’ve wanted to be a doctor for a long time.
My plan:
Become a nurse. I want to do this because although biology and chemistry are great undergraduate choices, you learn what you need to know of those in medical school. Nursing would teach me how to care for a patient, the ins and outs of the hospital setting, and a foundation for clinical practice. I hear some medical schools frown...