February 2012
45 posts
ETSY
Just made my first ever purchase.
Excited.
Only shaving the right side
is just my way of saying, “No, I don’t really expect anyone to see this.”
open your mind and start living: Why the... →
iamawesomesobetterwatchit:
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest…
When you are yourself friend-zoned, it sucks. So all reactions to it are to an...
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...
Careers
WARNING! ARROGANCE AHEAD! Also, it should be known that I’m an extremely insecure individual, so arrogance out of me is mostly a defense mech. against feeling inferior.
I like a couple of things.
1. Knowing a lot. I pride myself on having a decent handle on a wide variety of subjects. When someone says “do you know what [insert obscure thing] is?” and I know the answer?...
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
WHAT I THOUGHT WAS BED CREAKING WAS TOTALLY NOT JUST BED CREAKING
I CAN HEAR HUMAN FLESH SLAPPING NOW
HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO VOMIT
Things I am thankful for
I get my sister’s charming-ass Buick century in a few days.
She and her fiancé aren’t adventurous enough to have done anything sexual in it.
Holla
I, on the other hand, am going to put those bench seats to use.
I’m a respectable hospice volunteer and straight A nursing student!
lol
I love you, tumblr friends.
I like the ‘finish him idea XD
Glad I could make you laugh, B lolol
No Shari. This is yucky.
They are a room away and think they are being quiet and sneaky. But no. I hear nothing but bed shaking. I can’t wait until I get a girlfriend. I am going to make sweet sexy love to her on the wall I share with them. THEN WILL YOU LEARN?!
seriously?
I can’t sleep because the only thing my mind can focus on is the sounds of MY SISTER AND HER FIANCÈ FUCKING. SERIOUSLY?! THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE, YOU ARE GROSS.
I asked a group what “arabesque” meant.
A pretty, yet somewhat plain girl demonstrated.
She had poise. And a nice body.
And discovered that either Debussy appreciated ballet, or had a thing for Islamic art.
Anyway….
spirituality
I’m becoming more spiritual, without being religious.
How do I work?
3 tags
huh...insight
The more chances I get for random sex, the more I realize that I don’t want it.
Simultaneously, I can’t find anyone worth being in a relationship with.
Annoyingly, I don’t have a diminished sex drive. What is a poor boy to do?
Fool around sans intercourse, that’s what.
I am my bones
I am my skin
I am my heart
I am my liver
I am my nerves
And their effectors
I am sympathetic
I am parasympathetic
I am whole
I am pieces
I am chemistry and physics
I am complex
I am simple
I am shaped
I am the body
And the brain
I am one in the same
micturition syncope
how inconvenient is that?
Get an internal medicine textbook
And begin to fear all common human ailments.
OF COURSE HERPES LABIALIS IS TRANSMISSIBLE TO EVERY DAMN PART OF YOUR BODY.
Can it kill you?
OF COURSE IT CAN FUCKING KILL YOU.
Primary HSV infection can result in viral encephalitis in young adults. WOULD YOU HAVE EVEN GUESSED IT COULDN’T?!
Clinical Pearls:
Fear everything
Even the small things can kill you
None of us are safe...
I WANT
to date an artist. Any kind, doesn’t matter.
I just want someone who appreciates how important art is. Someone who can create beauty.
Because I cant, and that would just compliment me so nicely.
Lol
sexy lady musicians...
If you are a pretty girl with dreads
message me, so that I may properly love you.
My only regret
Is that I will never have dreadlocks.
call me weird as all get out...
But I find dreadlocks attractive on some girls.
oh my
I don’t care how attracted to you I am physically, being a catty bitch to someone I care about isn’t the most effective way to get my attention.
Well, technically it is a pretty efficient way.
But now I don’t like you.
wtf
Wtfwtfwtf why did I do that?
Medicine Takes Patients: Another Date With Death →
futureerdoc:
Today I thanked a dead man for dying. He had suffered a catastrophic stroke, and he was young – that is to say, he was young by medical standards. When you think of a typical stroke victim, the image of a 55-year old does not immediately come to mind. His wife did not want to accept the…
nurse nerd
My new favorite game is EKG interpretation. Nothing feels cooler than nailing Wenckebach heart block, or the independant marching rhythm of third degree heart block.
We had reproduction today and it was fairly...
Prof: Men make over 7000 sperm a second. In fact, whilst this slide has been visible, over 15 million sperm have been produced by the audience
Girls in the lecture theatre: o.O *feels severely outnumbered*
Prof: Of course, hardly any of these sperm ever get withthin sniffing distance of an ovum. Most will probably end up in a kleenex
Girls in the lecture theatre: Ugh! *insert general noises of disgust*
